If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
ok. this is kinda long… sorry.
there was this girl that thought i was cute after school today. She kept giving me all the ” OMG, you’re cute” looks.
but anyways. I was chillin’ with a bunch of my friends. and when they first saw me they were like. “YO! Here comes Chris!” “Mr. Kendrick Lamar! (don’t ask why)” “Yo! Were about to get turnt.” (etc. etc.) So my friends and I generally freestyle and rap after school for fun. We were having a good rap session for about 10 mins. then all of a sudden i heard a WOOSH! and the entire group of people I was with was laughing at something that was happening behind me. I turn around and see someone has lost about 60 papers that flew all down the street. At first I thought it was mine, “So I frantically was yelling, “Are those my papers!?!” I got a “No, they’re from that guy.” and they were pointing at a table 3 away from ours where some kids book opened up. He just stared at his papers flying away in dis-belief. So as good Samaritans. My homies and I went to pick up the papers for this guy. (Who by the way, put no effort into getting them himself.) and I saw the girl who was giving me the “OMG you’re cute” looks, trying to get the papers too. So after after we gave back the papers to this guy. I walk up to her and say. I don’t really know you that well, but I’m going to walk with you.So I plopped my arm on her shoulder, and she placed her hand on my hip. We were walking back to the table and she looked up at me and said.“Lamar.”
I looked down at her and said. “What?…. Who’s Lamar?”. She said, “You’re not Lamar?”….. “No… Do you mean like Kendrick Lamar?” “Yeah, your name is Kendrick Lamar, right?” I said “No.” (and proceeded to remove my arm from her shoulder.)
“Oh My God!, I’m soooo sorry! I thought your name was Kendrick! That’s what they said! (referring to my friends). I could have sworn that’s what they called you when you walked out here!!”
She was blushing so hard she would have blended in with a fire hydrant, she had her hands covering her mouth like “wtf did I just do?”. And was constantly repeating. “I’M SORRY! IM SOO SORRYY!!!”
I made her feel better. (kinda) (lol, I had to mess with her a little bit.)
Moral of the story: Apparently I’m cute. and. Some people dont know who Kendrick Lamar is, which is unacceptable.LOL